Tuesday, February 10, 2009

ratzy wants more money: Catholic Church sells Tickets to Heaven

feb 10th, 2009

in this day and age of rationalism, this is most appropriate to show that the church is the most backward of entities. 

will papal bulls be far behind? [what an excellent word, bull!]

i guess there will always be suckers. imagine their surprise when the ticket holders show up and ye olde beezlebub (aka lucifer) greets them with "howdy, suckers!" and shovels them into the flames of hell for having believed in this uncouth death-cult with its worship of an arab's mutilated corpse on a stick.

much like the mohammedan terrorists showing up in heaven expecting 72 virgins and actually getting 72 white raisins.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Ravi

Catholic Church sells Tickets to Heaven
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