Showing posts with label entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label entertainment. Show all posts

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Executions not a barometer of patriotism

http://m.rediff.com/news/report/executions-not-a-barometer-of-patriotism-says-congress/20130209.htm#


"Party spokesman Rashid Alvi said, "After Independence, two major acts of terror have taken place in the country -- the attack on Parliament and the Mumbai terror strikes -- and those who were responsible for both have been hanged."


The Indian civilization has made many significant contributions in the field of Mathematics, although it may not have been properly credited for the same.

Even illiterate Indians (with the possible exception of Congress party functionaries and Communist street thugs) are capable of doing basic addition.

There have been innumerable "major" terrorist attacks on Indian soil in the last 2 decades alone. Following is a short list, not necessarily in chronological order:

Mumbai serial blasts 1993,
Mumbai train serial blasts,
Zaveri bazaar blasts, Mumbai,
Attack on the Indian Parliament,
Attack on J&K assembly,
Delhi blasts on Deepavali eve,
Sankat Mochan Mandir, Holi,
Attack on the Sabarmati express
at Godhra,
26/11 attacks in Mumbai,
Hyderabad serial blasts,
Coimbatore blasts,
Ahmedabad blasts,
Akshardham Mandir attack,
Attack on Raghunath Mandir, Jammu - twice etc.

Most of the perpetrators of these terrorist atrocities are roaming around free. Therefore, there is no point exulting over the execution of one or two terrorists, after fattening them at taxpayers' expense for 12 long years. It does not compensate for the martyrdom of our brave security personnel - nor the countless lives of innocent Indian citizens.

Besides, the executions of Ajmal
Kasab & Afzal Guru - are astutely timed, politically opportunistic moves - deliberately aimed at:
1) arresting the growing popular momentum behind Narendra Modi,
2) diluting a sympathy wave after Bal Thackeray's demise,
3) distracting public attention from grave issues of corruption,
maladministration etc.
4) containing the damage caused by anti-Hindu, anti-national statements by certain high profile GOI appartchiks

Also, these are quite eminently secular executions - no responsible individual from the Indian Muslim community outside of Kashmir has expressed support for these terrorists or protested their execution. There was near unanimous support for executing
these enemies of the nation, barring a few lunatic fringe pseudo-liberals with Hindu sounding names.

Despite the obvious political motives behind the two executions - justice has been denied due to the inordinate delay - this is a small positive development, although not something to celebrate about.

After all, it is the responsibility of
the executive, the judiciary etc to take preventative and punitive action against enemies of the state. This is hardly a superlative achievement to gloat about.



Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Swine flu scores again in Kashmir

Unfortunately, Mufti Saheb's fatwa applies only to singing by teenage girls.

http://m.rediff.com/news/report/kashmiri-rocker-mufti-said-it-was-un-islamic-so-we-quit/20130205.htm

Now, it would be truly ironic if the Mufti were to be diagnosed with a strand of swine flu!

http://m.rediff.com/news/report/man-dies-of-swine-flu-in-srinagar-hospital/20130205.htm#






"Swine flu claimed yet another life in Kashmir valley bringing the toll to four since December 2012, according to sources in the state’s premier Institute of Medical Sciences."

Tuesday, February 05, 2013

Put Burkas on babies: Saudi cleric

There may be a legitimate threat to the girl child in Saudia Barbaria, including 1 year olds - but is cloaking them in a Burka
any solution?

It is the barbaric mindset that needs to change.

http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2013/02/03/264031.html


A Saudi cleric has called for all female babies to be fully covered by wearing the face veil, commonly known as the burka, citing reports of little girls being sexually molested.

In a TV interview on the Islamic al-Majd TV, which seems to date back to mid-last year, Sheikh Abdullah Daoud, stressed that wearing the veil will protect baby girls. The Sheikh tried to back his assertion with claims of sexual molestation against babies in the kingdom, quoting unnamed medical and security sources.




Friday, February 01, 2013

Hindu terror in Peshawar?

Perhaps, the RSS runs Sunni Shakhas in the North West Frontier Province! And, Maulana Fazlur Rehman or Mullah Radio is the provincial Shakha Pramukh!

Ask "Digvijay Singh" and "Sushil Kumar Shinde". They are privy to "intelligence reports" as ministers and senior appartchiks in the tinpot dictatorship of the Nehruvian Stalinist Congress


http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2013/02/01/world/asia/ap-as-pakistan.html?ref=news&_r=2


PESHAWAR, Pakistan (AP) — A suicide bomber detonated his explosives outside a Shiite mosque in northwestern Pakistan as worshippers were leaving Friday prayers, killing 23 people and wounding over 50 in the latest apparently sectarian attack in the country, police said.

Shiite Muslims in Pakistan have increasingly been targeted by radical Sunnis who consider them heretics, and 2012 was the bloodiest year for the minority sect in the country's history.




Wednesday, January 30, 2013

LeT chief is right for once

Here is the part that could potentially be agreeable in the
serendipitous episode:

The Mambo (Male bimbo), Shah Rukh Khan should comply with
Hafiz Mohammed Saeed's suggestion and move to Pakistan if he is feeling "insecure" and "persecuted" in India. Taste the Taliban's hospitality for a while..

At least, this Khan is no longer practising the Taqiya that he has bamboozled the gullible Dhimmi Indians with for so long. A re-affirmation of his roots in the Jihadi way is welcome, even if it only serves to cure the credulous Bollywood intoxicated masses of their idiocy and jolt them out of their stupor.


http://m.rediff.com/news/slide-show/slide-show-1-shah-rukh-should-give-a-befitting-reply-to-hafiz-says-bjp/20130129.htm



Thursday, January 24, 2013

U.S to lift ban on women in combat

Indian toadies to emulate the Yankees? Coconut oil christist,
A.K Antony, a Leon Panetta wannabe?

After all, Indians need to unquestioningly imitate all traits, mannerisms and actions of the Americans -
regardless of their implications and consequences, right?

Possibly, Indian Gunga Dins could additionally imitate a historic American tradition, namely conscription!

And enlist the likes of Shabana Azmi, Teesta Setalvad, Nandita Das, Padma Laxmi, Suzanne "Arundhati" Roy, Nisha Susan
and her Pink Panty Brugade for
immediate deployment at the LOC.

For once, these feminists could be *fighting* Pakistanis instead of going to pubs with them in Mangalore as potential Jihad baby factories!

Secondly, their moustaches might actually repel the Pakistanis!

This is a better proposition than
having our brave soldiers decapitated and mutilated - in the futile defense of such worthy members of our chattering classes!

What could possibly go wrong?

In any case, #secular rape does not constitute #rape in the twisted world of the "secularists",
definitely not in the estimation of
the secularist Marxist feminist banshees!

http://m.cbsnews.com/storysynopsis.rbml?pageType=eveningNews&catid=57565479&feed_id=29





Wednesday, January 02, 2013

'Sexual Harassment As A Cute Boy Thingy'

There was a scene in '3 Idiots' that made a joke of the word balatkar (rape) in pun play. It brought the house down in theatres, but have you thought how much it diluted the implication of rape?

When Govinda lip synched to 'Main toh ladki ghuma raha tha', it started a rage of songs with unsubtle allusion to women as objects to be flaunted and 'taken around'. Director David Dhawan set out to make a series of similar films that thrived on slapstick and innuendos. Salman Khan and Sanjay Dutt systematically bullied a cowering Karisma Kapoor in 'Chal Mere Bhai'. 


National award winning filmmaker Onir commented on Twitter recently "Popular entertainment has to stop portraying sexual harassment as a cute boy thingy".
IBNLive: Misogyny in popular culture: Indian cinema is equally culpable


   


Meanwhile, crime is outpacing our population growth at an alarming rate.

Click on the image to see the original source

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Italian marines want to go home for "Christmas"

How touching! I'm sure that can be arranged. All it's going to take is a call from "Santa Claus" to the Shroud of Turin.

http://m.rediff.com/news/report/italian-marines-want-to-go-home-for-christmas/20121214.htm#

The two Italian marines, now on bail in the case relating to killing of two Indian fishermen off Kerala coast on February 15 this year, on Friday filed a petition in the high court seeking relaxation of bail conditions to enable them visit their homes in Italy for Christmas.

The marines said their families have arranged special mass and prayers and they want to participate in the religious ceremony of Christmas in the last two weeks of this month.




Wednesday, December 05, 2012

India suspended from Olympics

http://m.thehindu.com/sport/other-sports/india-suspended-from-olympics/article4164041.ece/?secid=2780

Is this the crowning glory of the
UPA's infamous "achievements"?

But, the "seculars" will counter that we don't win much anyway and it's all about the "luxury" of participation. They will also add for good measure that since Sachin Tendulkar has been nominated to the Rajya Sabha - all sport related inquiries are redundant!

Well, now with the endemic Nehruvian rate of growth pervading everything and tolerating nothing but socialist mediocrity - Indians will not even
have the "luxury" of *participation* in the Olympics anymore.

The Kaangress will surely appoint a committee to study this debacle, send them on a taxpayer funded trip to research how other countries manage to ensure participation in the Olympics and add a bullet point to emulate them in the next "Five year plan".

Can Lallu Yadav please pull some strings with his friends at Harvard? Do I hear a Mandal commission report recommending reservations
in the Olympics? There should be a quota for socialist, secular India. After all, we have the 2nd largest Moslem population in the world. They will go unrepresented in the Olympics!




Sunday, December 02, 2012

I thought Narendra Modi was a monster

He is if one were to credulously believe Cedric Prakash's diabolical narrative, according to which Narendra bhai is a tyrant who persecutes "Minorities", prompting them to go bleat before the USCIRF about lack of
"religious freedom" (sic).

The facts on the ground totally contradict those assertions.
Apparently, christists are at liberty in the state of Gujarat to carry out their ridiculous and gory rituals.

Could there be anything more ridiculous and obscurantist than thousands of people in 21st century India carrying bread in a procession - in the belief that these were pieces of flesh from the corpse of a mythical 2000 year old Palestinian?

I'm all for people's freedom to practice their faith in the privacy of their homes or places of worship. But, why does the rest of society (the silent majority) necessarily have to be subjected to the spectacle of such irrational, unscientific, dangerous and provocative behaviour?

This is a deliberate provocation
- carrying pieces of bread, symbolic of flesh in procession -
is insensitive to the Gujarati people who are overwhelmingly vegetarian!

http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report_christians-rally-in-gujarat-to-mark-feast-of-christ-the-king_176958

Thousands of Christians participated in a grand procession on Sunday evening to mark the feast of Christ the King. The procession is organised on every last Sunday of the liturgical calendar to mark that Christ is the king of the universe.
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During the procession, the devotees carried out a monstrance with a piece of bread. Explaining, Bishop Thomas Macwan said, “During the procession, we carry the body of Christ in the form of bread. We believe that Jesus exists in the form of bread as he ate it during his supper.”
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Father Cedric Prakash, a Jesuit priest and human rights activist said that Jesus believed in having kingship of truth and harmony.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Chilluns day

Diwali or Deepavali is incomplete without the customary humour.

Unfortunately, this year's calendar has provided some cause for mirth - for commemoration of a historical
catastrophe for India follows right after Diwali.

(Un)Happy CHILLUN's day -(

November 14th is CHILLUNS day (Chacha Nehru's birthday) in Nehruvian Stalinist India.

The day was/is enforced as "Children's day" (pronounced CHILLUNS DAY by Kanngress-men) in India's educational system - calculated to indoctrinate impressionable young minds with devotion & sycophancy to the Nehru dynasty - so that they would grow up be loyal subjects!

No justification was ever provided as to why that day
was celebrated as such - just a
statement that Chacha Nehru "loved" Children (sic)! His alleged "sacrifices" for the country would be drilled into our minds - along with gratuitous references to his clothes being laundered, allegedly in Paris!!

Perhaps, a dedicated family chronicler such as that Guha chap (also known as the "bowel movement historian") can educate us about the origins of this festival.

But, even a casual examination of the perverted political parlance in India - with the proliferation of brainwashed "secular" idiots in Indian society - reveals that the little charade has worked!

Chacha Nehru == Uncle Ho Chi Minh == Kim Il Sung

Indira Ghandy == Kim Jong Il

Rajiv Ghandy == Kim Jong Sum
== Muammar Gaddafi

Raoul baba == Saif Ul Gaddfi

Thank God, those Americans invented the Internet. Otherwise,
Kaangress party bosses would have erased our civilizational memory - with rituals such as CHILLUNS day eclipsing Deepavali!

Friday, April 13, 2012

My Name is Khan-gress

ShahRukh Khan is again whining about having been detained by US authorities at the airport. Indian External Affairs minister S M Krishna is demanding that the US take action, insisting that "routine apologies" will no longer do.

While the Indian govt is so busy catering to the fragile egos of big-headed Bollywood bigshots, what kind of service does it give the ordinary common people?

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Saif Ali Khan as 'Agent Vinod'

I decided to take in a Bollywood movie, since I hadn't seen one of these in awhile, and went to see 'Agent Vinod'. This is that movie where Saif Ali Khan plays the titular RAW agent who is out to stop a nuclear bomb from being detonated in New Delhi.

Apparently, it's been banned by Pakistan because they feel the movie is anti-Pakistan. Well, I don't know how they drew that conclusion, since the storyline basically puts a Brahmin-led business cabale behind this nuclear bomb plot, with the goal of instigating hatred against Muslims. Fortunately, Agent Vinod manages to save the world from Brahmin perfidy, with the help of a lovely Pakistani ISI agent played by Kareena Kapoor. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that our politically-slanted Bollywood would promote this kind of storyline, but apparently the paranoid Pakistanis see anything from India as poisonous. Well, this time they're right, but for the wrong reasons.

Agent Vinod is produced by 'Illuminati Films' - what an ironically appropriate name for them. My question is - does Bollywood produce anything for the rest of us anymore?

Friday, October 28, 2011

Beyghairat Brigade - 'Aalu Anday'

A satirical music video put up on Youtube by some youthful Pakistani pop music artists calling themselves the "Beyghairat Brigade" (Dishonor Brigade) has gone viral.



For the Punjabi-impaired, you'll have to read the subtitles on the bottom of that video. And for the politically-impaired, here is an explanation of those subtitled song lyrics:

http://www.dawn.com/2011/10/18/enjoying-aaloo-andey-with-the-people.html

The song, entitled "Potatoes and Eggs" starts off with the motif of some schoolboys disgusted with getting the same thing everyday for lunch. But the song soon shows its true intent - to take aim at the stale political myths routinely propagated by the mainstream media in Pakistan, in service of the Pakistani establishment.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Hitler Learns of Anna Hazare's Plans to Fast



Oh, mein fuhrer, this video of you was posted back in June -- if you only knew what was to come.

Time for you and Sonia to both end it together in the bunker. Don't worry, Rahul can escape to South America.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Chandrayaan the Movie

A movie is being made on the Chandrayaan-1 lunar mission:



I think it's important for us to build upon the Chandrayaan legacy, to burnish our technological credentials and firmly point our aspirations towards the future.

Remember:
There are nations which put the Moon on their flag - and then there are nations which put their flag on the Moon.
The future belongs to the latter, rather than the former.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Maher Asks Clarke About Pakistan

Comedian and nightly talkshow host Bill Maher asks former Whitehouse National Security Advisor Richard Clarke about Pakistan:



Here's the whole interview:

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Monday, May 09, 2011

Star Trek Episode: The Alternative Factor

There's an old episode of Star Trek which I remember watching as a child - I'd always found it to be quite memorable and intriguing:



What was particularly interesting was the dark ending of the episode, where Kirk grimly wonders aloud to Spock, "How would it be, to be trapped forever with a raging madman at your throat... how would it be?"

How indeed, Captain.

Sunday, May 01, 2011

Obama Roasted at Whitehouse Dinner

Hehe, sorry, I couldn't help posting this hilarious clip. Comedian Seth Meyers skewers Obama at a Whitehouse dinner: