on deeper reflection of the sickularists pavlovian reflex of blaming the hindus (especially gujarati ones) for all terror incidents - I came up with a simple algorithm used by the (mythic?) Chindu 'newspaper' to explain terrorism
chindu correspondents do not apply their brain when there is a terror stike. they simply go to a secret chamber in the editor's office and press a red button - and voila - out comes a fully prepared 'news' item
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# This is the core logic of The Chindu’s proprietary “Terror-planator” or terror incident explanation program.#
# All rights are reserved, though the output can be re-used by Nehru Dynasty Television and Christist Broadcasting Network; provided the news anchor is female, wearing flaming pink underwear and shrieking at suitably high pitch#
IF
Incident_date < 6 Dec 1992
ECHO “Hindu evils include an oppressive caste system and
Suttee”
ELSEIF
6 Dec 1992 =< Incident_date < 28 Feb 2002
ECHO “He vowed revenge for anti-Muslim violence following demolition of the Babri Masjid”
ELSE
ECHO “In the wake of anti-Muslim 2002 Gujarat pogrom, he vowed revenge”
END
# P.S: Note to all vile “Hindutva and truly secular” people. This program is protected by copyleft.(the only left worth having). Please correct any wrong’s and redistribute modified versions freely#
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