Thursday, September 09, 2010

now for something light-hearted, about cows and companies

sep 9th, 2010



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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.






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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

PATNIism
You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows



  







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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.






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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.


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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.


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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.


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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.


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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.


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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
SAPism
You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.



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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.



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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.




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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.


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Some emerging "isms" of the new economy
HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.


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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.


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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.


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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.



   



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