aug 3rd, 2011 CE
home minister chidambaram has a series of defenses. praise be to the lord.
1. coastal defense. so a derelict ship traverses a 100 miles of sea undetected and rams into juhu beach in mumbai
2. cyber defense. so the hans launch the biggest cyber attack in history on india and other countries and succeed in stealing god knows what.
3. twinkie defense. so kalmadi did his hanky panky in the CWG scam because, because, ... a virus made him do it! you see, kalmadi has dementia. (but sheila dixit doesn't, so what is her defense?)
*twinkie defense: the gunman who shot dead san francisco mayor moscone and gay councillor milk used the then-novel defense that the gunman had eaten too many twinkies, a sugary bakery item, and that had upset his hormonal balance, causing him to go temporarily insane. that is, the twinkies made him do it.