eureka!

dec 20th

i believe i have finally understood it, says he, jumping out of his bathtub and running through the streets of syracuse naked. syracuse? upstate new york? bathtub? oops, never mind, i was caught up in somebody else's life there for an instant :-)

anyway, here goes the eureka moment, based strictly on christist texts, which are of course infallible, being the direct word of G*d.

when G*d (or Y*h*w*h) created the world on october 20th, 4004 BC, at 10am, he wanted to play a trick on people. so he created DNA evidence to make it look like the indians had migrated to the west circa 50,000 BC. whereas of course we all know that the chosen white aryan people (tall, fair and handsome and mostly male) thundered down the khyber pass in their horse drawn-chariots around 1,500 BC -- after the flood waters had receded and the land had dried -- to subdue indians. (we have this on authority of thapar mataji.)

this is why there is x-chromosome maternal DNA evidence out there about people from india migrating west and populating europe. it's a joke, get it, it's G*d just kiddin' around.

now why did G*d play this practical joke? why, because he's a fun kind of guy. and being G*d, he can do whatever he wants! he can even live without vowels!

G*d is known to play practical jokes. he also made all those dinosaur fossils that he made to appear like they were millions of years old, when of course we know that dinosaurs never existed. the world was created only in 4004 BC on october 20th and 10am.

and all those fools, G*d knew, would be debating this in the Year of Our Lord 2005 Anno Domini, and G*d/Y*h*w*h is watching this and rolling on the floor laughing until it hurts.

now isn't that a perfectly special explanation of all this absurd DNA stuff? witzel would love it, so would heitzman and steve farmer. not to mention pat robertson and godman nikon. and romila thapar and irfan habib and dn jha and rs sharma. the AIT is from G*d/Y*h*w*h himself!