if monica basra's tumor got MT a sainthood, surely christopher hitchen's tumor can get ratzy a sainthood.
monica's tumor went away with chemotherapy, but MT got the credit for it.
now better hurry, ratzy, to claim credit before hitchens' tumor goes away too.
so ratzy must have got yhwh to intercede and send down his wrath ('jealous god' he is) on hitchens who has been threatening to have ratzy arrested for crimes against humanity if he ever sets foot in limey-land.
now if dawkins, who said the same, gets cancer too, then you know it is a double miracle, engineered by the good ratzy.
there is a small matter that only dead people can become 'saints'. well, i am sure the vatican can arrange for that little detail in ratzy's case. imagine, dead ratzy the martyr ("you killed him by accusing him of buggering little boys or arranging for others to do so") and also fast track to 'sainthood' with *two* atheists scalped. yup, ratzy the gunfighter. otherwise, ratzy can arrange for the condition of deadness for 'saints' to be temporarily revoked for him.
i wonder if dawkins is saying, "god is dead, marx is dead, and i am not feeling so good myself!" :-)
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Rajeev, I don't see Deve Gowda in the poll for the best PM!!
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