Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Fwd: algorithm for anti-national activity in india

jan 10th

here's the simple algorithm followed by various enemies of the nation, eg. chinese, vatican, baptists, islamists et al. it was useful when the british were doing anti-india things as well.

1. contact cpi-m honcho
2. give cpi-m honcho money
3. cpi-m honcho gets stalinist press excited
4. cpi-m honcho gets 'secular' tv channels excited
5. anti national activity succeeds
6. go to step 1

this has always been the case. only the name of the honcho changes. at one point, it was ems namboodiripad, and he didnt do item #4 as there was no tv channel then.

today the honcho is brinda karat. she has in particular a captive tv channel, NDTV which is run by her brother in law.

examples.

1. during the indian airlines hijacking, brinda karat was caught on video chivvying on the relatives of the hostages to force the government to give in to the islamists.

2. during the m. teresa elevation to godwoman-hood, the cpi-m spent at least $10 million of indian taxpayer money to give her terrific propaganda

3. during the india-china war in 1962, ems namboodiripad expressed his gratitude to the russian ambassador for pravda's anti-indian and pro-chinese article of oct 25, 1962. he also called indian patriotism during 1962 "bourgeois nationalism"

4. now that MNC pharma giants want to destroy indias indigenous medical system, once again brinda karat rides to battle like some modern-day don quixote

btw, have you seen pictures of this surpanakha?

*the following is a joke, just a joke, okay, it was sent to me by somebody in the us upon seeing a photo of her* *lots of disclaimers:*

question: why does brinda karat wear a gigantic red dot on her forehead?

answer: it makes a much bigger target. :-)

*someone took the standard joke about hindu women among american rednecks and modified it for brinda karat* *disclaimer: i am not by any means suggesting any violence against brinda karat, would never dream of it, far from it, it's just a joke*

2 comments:

habc said...

There are all those bogus MMS videos floating around of Indian actresses - how come there are no MMS of Brinda madam - not that I would even want to look at her.

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