a joke: the limey and the sheep :-)

may 3rd, 2010

a bit unfair, perhaps, to the limey woman, but otherwise perfect for the public-school type stiff-upper-lip limey guy who was buggered often at school and now prefers any other orifice to that of a limey woman. 

we can name a few such, can't we?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Raj

An  Englishman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and  says...     "Honey, this is the cow I make love  to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in bed  reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an  idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."   The gentleman  replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize  I was talking to the  sheep."