Thursday, October 30, 2008

even ratzy couldn't stand 'vampire of cochin', who has moved to bangalore; beware, bangaloreans

oct 30th, 2008

it takes a lot to embarrass the thick-skinned godman ratzy, him being the erstwhile grand inquisitor as well as an incarnation of that bloodthirsty torquemada. but even he felt bad about this blighter the vampire of cochin, "dr" john thattunkal, and has kicked him out.

or was he kicked upstairs?

ratzy has invited him to the vatican to get the juicy details of the "adoption", i suspect.

here's the report on this, again verbatin translation from the kerala kaumudi, october 27th.

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"john thattunkal leaves bishop's palace"

thoppumpadi, cochin. the suspended cochin biship dr. john thattunkal left the bishop's palace yesterday. it is believed he went to bangalore.

dr. john thattunkal left surreptitiously before the godmen of the "kooriya", the diocese's operational committe, took charge.

there are hints that it was with the consent of the administrator of the diocese, archbishop dr. daniel acharuparambil. it is believed that the bishop has gone to the "kothalengo" seminary in bangalore. he will have to appear before the bishop commission investigating his adoption racket. subsequently, he will have to go the vatican as he has been summoned by the pope godman.

it was inappropriate for him to stay in the bishop's palace as he had lost the administrative charge of the place, bishop thattunkal had said to his pals. he had been spending all his time in prayer after he had been suspended. the "kothalengo" seminary in bangalore is an outfit that gives a lot of importance to praying. vicars like antony thachara (vicar general), augustine nellikkaveli (chancellor), dominic aluvapparambil (procurator) et al took charge yesterday. archbishop dr. daniel acharuparambil announced the appointments in a conference of godmen.

it is usual to remove oneself from the bishop's house once the bishop title is lost, godmen circles said. it is difficult for the suspended bishop and the replacement administrative body to coexist in the same palace. archbishop dr. daniel acharuparambil of the arch-diocese of varappuzha, which had taken over the diocese of cochin, will be visiting cochin on alternate days, and thus handling the administration in both centers. he will pay more attention to cochin.

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in the usual tradition of the church, which always protects its criminals, murderers and other 'holy fathers', the blighter has been quietly packed off to bangalore. surely the irrepressible "dr doom" john thattunkal will arise again with his bloody ways.

http://rajeev2004.blogspot.com/2008/10/more-on-vampire-of-cochins-antics-is-he.html [actually, i have a technical question: the blood that his "adopted daughter" is alleged to have hemorrhaged as soon as she touched the jesus idol, was that perhaps menstrual blood? which would be good, because otherwise the vampire would have had to pierce the girl's body to extract blood for the sacrifice he conducted sprinkling her blood, while he was wearing black robes -- isn't this like serious worship of the Other Guy? but then the difference between the Other Guy and YHWH is vanishingly small.]

also, whatever happened to the son she was supposed to produce, who would appear with an iron rod etc.? was "dr doom" laboring mightily to impregnate her, too?

strangely enough, the mohammedan terrorists who are found aplenty in north kerala also have a pit stop in bangalore. i guess birds of a feather...

so now if the incidences of vampirism in bangalore start increasing, you know where to look. yes, and you can soon expect a bunch of massage parlors and hotels to come up in benami names funded by this fellow. these padres of mammon aka yhwh the bloody really know how to make their money! i have no idea where the "kothelongo" seminary is in bangalore, but women in the vicinity had better beware. actually, if there are any nuns in the place, they better beware first, lest they have to bear the boy-child with the iron rod who will "save" the church in 2011, at the ripe old age of 2!

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