Re: nothing will stop the hindi-paki bhai-bhai express

feb 19th, 2007

especially not the butchering of a whole bunch of civilians.

the process is so important that india will now have to accelerate the giving away of siachen to keep the process on track. (no, no, i promise i won't call it a 'piss process' any more.)

of course, outlook and shabana azmi will now come out with the revelation that it was the RSS which caused the conflagaration on the train to make pakistanis look bad.

justice banerjee will be trotted out to explain that *this time* it was very unlike the mass simultaneous spontaneous combustion by 59 people in godhra on the sabarmati express. *this time* it was malice aforethought by the RSS, shiv sena, VHP, narendra modi et. al that led to this train being burned. you see, the above parties all "thought bad thoughts" about pakistanis and this caused the samjhauta express to spontaneously catch fire. yeah, that's the ticket! wicked people, thinking bad thoughts. off with their heads, justice banerjee will say.