Saturday, December 10, 2011

pak model #veena up for adoption (sorry, padre thattumkal, c/o vatican, need not apply)

dec 9th, 2011 CE

now that veena malik has been disowned by her dad for crimes against country and religion, i am sure there is a long line of good-samaritan guys wanting to kindly um.... adopt the poor orphan whose only asset is the 36-24-36 bod.

but the good padre thattumkal, who after his antics in cochin, kerala, with a nubile 26-year-old  'adopted' woman, was quietly spirited away to bangalore and then to a sinecure in the vatican, is probably not welcome to apply to adopt veena malik.

after all, thattumkal had predicted that his earlier 'adopted' woman would deliver a boy who would be born holding an iron rod [sic -- i did not make that up, but there's something freudian in there] and who would then clean up the church's decadence. this after he sprinkled her blood on the bishop's palace. he was apparently impressed by her 'spiritual powers'. (yeah, i bet.)

i think veena will draw the line at blood and iron rods, although she may be okay with spiritual power. sorry, thattumkal. 

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