dec 9th, 2011 CE
now that veena malik has been disowned by her dad for crimes against country and religion, i am sure there is a long line of good-samaritan guys wanting to kindly um.... adopt the poor orphan whose only asset is the 36-24-36 bod.
but the good padre thattumkal, who after his antics in cochin, kerala, with a nubile 26-year-old 'adopted' woman, was quietly spirited away to bangalore and then to a sinecure in the vatican, is probably not welcome to apply to adopt veena malik.
after all, thattumkal had predicted that his earlier 'adopted' woman would deliver a boy who would be born holding an iron rod [sic -- i did not make that up, but there's something freudian in there] and who would then clean up the church's decadence. this after he sprinkled her blood on the bishop's palace. he was apparently impressed by her 'spiritual powers'. (yeah, i bet.)
i think veena will draw the line at blood and iron rods, although she may be okay with spiritual power. sorry, thattumkal.
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