sep 16th, 2008
people may wonder why i am so dismissive of christist mythology. one good reason is that is downright stupid. second, because they are so bigoted i see no reason to not treat them with the same respect they give us.
well, you have seen in the two posts below how christists deal with hindu scripture and propagate their vulgar and scurrilous renderings. they shouldn't, because they live in glass houses.
to simply turn it around and deal with the same sort of gutter mentality about their mythology is a fair response. so, along those lines, these are just things i remember off the top of my head. there's plenty more in the Skeptics Annotated Bible on the web.
1. jesus' mother was a virgin? likely story. she was probably fornicating with somebody (i have heard theories that it was some roman soldier) and then sold her husband joseph a bill of good about 'divine impregnation'. she got pregnant the way women usually do.
2. on the other hand, there was no jesus, so he couldn't have been born, and so he didn't have a mother. the virgin mother of the son of the god (remember The Other Guy's son, did anybody read Rosemary's Baby?) is hocus-pocus
3. going back to adam and eve, first man and woman. they had two sons and no daughters. so how did they procreate? there was only one female around, eve. if you see what i mean, cain and abel were the first to indulge in incest. true mother****ers, eh? even if they had sisters, that would be incest, no?
FROM Skeptics Annotated Bible (SAB): "And Cain knew his wife." That's nice, but where the hell did she come from? The Bible doesn't mention any of Cain's sisters. Well, maybe he married his mom. In any case, Cain and the mysterious Mrs. Cain have a son (another blue cigar!). His name is Enoch and he builds a city (population 3). genesis 4:17
4. there was a fellow named lot. his two virgin daughters got him drunk and then raped him and got pregnant. this is not incest?
5. there was a whole town where lot had lived before, called sodom. the word sodomy comes from this, so guess what they were all indulging in
6. jesus was mighty pally with a whore named mary. this wouldn't be the same mary who was his mother, perhaps? if not, if jesus was so pally with mary the whore, isn't it highly likely that he was her customer too?
7. jesus' dad yhwh is a horny little bugger. he even goes after 90-year old sarah (a bit like mohammed went after 9-year old ayesha).
SAB: Sarah, who is about 90 years old and has gone through menopause, laughs at God when he tells her that she will have a son. She asks God if she will "have pleasure" with her "Lord" [Abraham], when both are so very old. God assures her that he will return and impregnate her at the appointed time. genesis 18:11-14
and we haven't touched the really meaty ones, deuteronomy and song of solomon and suchlike
people may wonder why i am so dismissive of christist mythology. one good reason is that is downright stupid. second, because they are so bigoted i see no reason to not treat them with the same respect they give us.
well, you have seen in the two posts below how christists deal with hindu scripture and propagate their vulgar and scurrilous renderings. they shouldn't, because they live in glass houses.
to simply turn it around and deal with the same sort of gutter mentality about their mythology is a fair response. so, along those lines, these are just things i remember off the top of my head. there's plenty more in the Skeptics Annotated Bible on the web.
1. jesus' mother was a virgin? likely story. she was probably fornicating with somebody (i have heard theories that it was some roman soldier) and then sold her husband joseph a bill of good about 'divine impregnation'. she got pregnant the way women usually do.
2. on the other hand, there was no jesus, so he couldn't have been born, and so he didn't have a mother. the virgin mother of the son of the god (remember The Other Guy's son, did anybody read Rosemary's Baby?) is hocus-pocus
3. going back to adam and eve, first man and woman. they had two sons and no daughters. so how did they procreate? there was only one female around, eve. if you see what i mean, cain and abel were the first to indulge in incest. true mother****ers, eh? even if they had sisters, that would be incest, no?
FROM Skeptics Annotated Bible (SAB): "And Cain knew his wife." That's nice, but where the hell did she come from? The Bible doesn't mention any of Cain's sisters. Well, maybe he married his mom. In any case, Cain and the mysterious Mrs. Cain have a son (another blue cigar!). His name is Enoch and he builds a city (population 3). genesis 4:17
4. there was a fellow named lot. his two virgin daughters got him drunk and then raped him and got pregnant. this is not incest?
5. there was a whole town where lot had lived before, called sodom. the word sodomy comes from this, so guess what they were all indulging in
6. jesus was mighty pally with a whore named mary. this wouldn't be the same mary who was his mother, perhaps? if not, if jesus was so pally with mary the whore, isn't it highly likely that he was her customer too?
7. jesus' dad yhwh is a horny little bugger. he even goes after 90-year old sarah (a bit like mohammed went after 9-year old ayesha).
SAB: Sarah, who is about 90 years old and has gone through menopause, laughs at God when he tells her that she will have a son. She asks God if she will "have pleasure" with her "Lord" [Abraham], when both are so very old. God assures her that he will return and impregnate her at the appointed time. genesis 18:11-14
and we haven't touched the really meaty ones, deuteronomy and song of solomon and suchlike
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Another thing I simply cannot figure out.Even some of the most well educated among them believe mere confessions absolve them of all their sins:)And that Christ on the cross takes all their sins!
How can anyone be this abysmally idiotic?
Now they are torn between creationism & searching for God Particle:))
Most of their aid agencies are odious evangelicals.
I like the way Patton retorts when asked if he is reading bible regularly :
" Yeah.Every goddamned day."
Onan’s sexual intercourse with his brother’s wife
Holy Bible mentions that Judah instructed his son Onan to marry (have sexual intercourse with) his elder brother’s widow Tamar and produce children in the name of his brother (not in his name). Onan did not like that the children produced by his sperm might be called the progeny of his brother; hence he slept with his brother’s widow, had sexual intercourse with her, but spilled his sperm (semen) on the ground, because he did not want to produce children out of his sperm for his brother. This action on the part of Onan displeased Biblical God, and the Lord killed him. Here is the text :
73. “8. And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother’s wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.”
- Genesis, 38/8
74. “19. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.”
- Genesis, 38/9
75. “10. And the thing which he did displeased the Lord; wherefore he slew him also.”
- Genesis. 38/10
Col. Robert G. Ingersoll, the famous orator and statesman of U.S.A., who popularised the criticism of the Bible on the basis of a humanistic philosophy and scientific rationalism, observes :
“The believers in the Bible are loud in their denunciation of what they are pleased to call the immoral literature of the world, and yet few books have been published containing more moral filth than this inspired word of God.”
- Col. Robert G. Ingersoll
Count Tolstoy, the renowned Russian writer and thinker, opines unambiguously :
“The very foundations of this religion (Christianity) admitted by all and formulated in the Nicene creed, are so absurd and immoral, and run so counter to right feeling and to commonsense, that men cannot believe in them.”
- Count Tolstoy
On February 22, 1901, Leo Tolstoy was proclaimed an enemy of the Church and was ex-communicated62 on account of his candid statements about Christianity. He wrote :
“With me, life makes religion, religion does not make life.”
- Leo Tolstoy
Joseph Lewis, the president of Free Thinkers of America and the editor of ‘The Age of Reason’, writes :
“The writers of Bible had slight concern for the principles of morality. They were more concerned with rape, murder robbery, slavery, licentiousness, brutal ignorance and derogatory superstition. If the ministers of the Gospel are too dense and stupid to realise the moral mischief resulting from the perverse teachings of the Bible, then it is about time to bring them to their senses.”
- Joseph Lewis
Moses : Keep alive virgins for your enjoyment and kill non-virgins
The Holy Bible states that Moses, one of the towering figures in Bible, instructed his soldiers to kill all boys and all those girls who had lost their virginity by sleeping with males, but to keep alive for their enjoyment those virgins, who did not have sexual intercourse with males. Read the following five verses :
109. “17. Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that bath known man by lying with him.”
- Numbers, 31/17
110. “18. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.”
- Numbers, 31/18
111. “32. And the booty, being the rest of the prey which the men of war had caught, was six hundred thousand and seventy thousand and five thousand sheep.”
- Numbers, 31/32
112. “35. And thirty and two thousand persons in all, of women that had not known man by lying with him.”
- Numbers, 31/35
113. “40. And the persons were sixteen thousand; of which the Lord’s tribute was thirty and two persons,”
- Numbers, 31/40
The afore-mentioned verses indicate that thirty two thousand virgins were captured as booty and distributed among the congregation and the Lord.
Mark Twain, the great American humorous writer, throws light on the above passage as under :
“Their naked privacies were probed to make sure they had the hymen intact. After this humiliation, they were sent away from the land that had been their home, to be sold into slavery; the worst of slaveries; bed slavery; to excite lust and satisfy it with their bodies; slavery to any buyer, be he gentleman, or be he coarse and filthy ruffian. (Letters From the Earth)”
- Mark Twain
While commenting upon the afore-mentioned five verses, Thomas Paine, the great thinker of America, remarks :
“Among the detestable villains that in any period of the world have disgraced the name of man, it is impossible to find a greater than Moses, if this account be true. Here is an order to butcher the boys, to massacre the mothers, and debauch the daughters.”
- Thomas Paine
Charles Smith, the editor of ‘The Truth-Seeker’, states wrathfully :
“Which is the wrose, the Old or the New Testament ? If bad books are burned, the largest bonfire should consist of Bibles.”
- Charles Smith
“The Christian religion as organised in its Churches has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world.”
- Bertrand Russell
Thomas Paine, one of the founders of the U.S.A., opines :
“Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon; than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness, that has served to corrupt and brutalise mankind,- and, for my own part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel.”
- Thomas Paine
Moses : Keep alive virgins for your enjoyment and kill non-virgins
The Holy Bible states that Moses, one of the towering figures in Bible, instructed his soldiers to kill all boys and all those girls who had lost their virginity by sleeping with males, but to keep alive for their enjoyment those virgins, who did not have sexual intercourse with males. Read the following five verses :
109. “17. Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that bath known man by lying with him.”
- Numbers, 31/17
110. “18. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.”
- Numbers, 31/18
111. “32. And the booty, being the rest of the prey which the men of war had caught, was six hundred thousand and seventy thousand and five thousand sheep.”
- Numbers, 31/32
112. “35. And thirty and two thousand persons in all, of women that had not known man by lying with him.”
- Numbers, 31/35
113. “40. And the persons were sixteen thousand; of which the Lord’s tribute was thirty and two persons,”
- Numbers, 31/40
The afore-mentioned verses indicate that thirty two thousand virgins were captured as booty and distributed among the congregation and the Lord.
The prophet Abram marries his sister
The Holy Bible states that Abimelech, the king of Gerar, took away Sarai, the wife of the prophet Abram, and kept her in his palace. Abram, the prophet, himself admitted to king Abimelech that Sarai, his wife, was his sister, the daughter of his father. Read the following verse :
99. “12. And yet indeed she is my sister; she is the daughter of my father, but not the daughter of my mother; and she became my wife.”
- Genesis, 20/12
The prophet Abram’s illicit connection with maid servant
Holy Bible states that Abram’s wife Sarai was barren. So she gave her Egyptian maid, Hagar, to her husband Abram to be his wife. When the Egyptian maid conceived, Sarai felt that she was despised in the eyes of her maid, so she (Sarai) drove her to wilderness with the consent of Abram. Hagar gave birth to a son named Ishmael. At that time Abram was 86 years old. Read the following five verses :
94. “3. And Sarai Abram’s wife took Hagar her maid the Egyptian, after Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her to her husband Abram to be his wife.”
- Genesis, 16/3
95. “4. And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived; and when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.”
- Genesis, 16/4
96. “5. And Sarai said unto Abram, My wrong be upon thee; I have given my maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had conceived, I was despised in her eyes; the Lord judge between me and thee.”
- Genesis, 16/5
97. “6. But Abram said unto Sarai, Behold, thy maid is in thy hand; do to her as it pleaseth thee. And when Sarai dealt hardly with her, she fled from her face.”
- Genesis, 16/6
98. “16. And Abram was fourscore and six years old, when Hagar bare Ishmael to Abram.”
- Genesis, 16/16
Is it morality that Abram, the prophet, debauches his maidservant and later on drives her along with the child produced by her of him, to wilderness ?
The daughters’ sexual intercourse with their father
The two daughters of Lot, who was the nephew of prophet Abraham, made their father drink wine at night, slept with him, had sexual intercourse with him and gave birth to two male children by their father. The elder daughter gave birth to a son named Moab. He is called the father of Moabites till today. The younger daughter gave birth to a son by her father. He was named Benammi. He is called the father of the children of Ammon till today. Here is the full text consisting of seven verses :
86. “32. Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.”
- Genesis, 19/32
87. “33. And they made their father drink wine that night; and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.”
- Genesis, 19/33
88. “34. And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father; let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.”
- Genesis, 19/34
89. “35. And they made their father drink wine that night also; and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.”
- Genesis, 19/35
90. “36. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.”
- Genesis, 19/36
91. “37. And the firstborn bare a son, and called his name Moab: the same is the father of the Moabites unto this day.”
- Genesis, 19/37
92. “38. And the younger, she also bare a son, and called his name Ben-am-mi: the same is the father of the children of Ammon unto this day.”
- Genesis, 19/38
All these stories apply equally to the "ROP".
Eve was "created" from one of Adam's ribs. According to this myth, therefore, Eve must have been Adam's sister. The earliest instance of incest was between Adam and Eve.
Recently in jihadwatch site , an (White)American rightly pointed out that evangelicals also practise an equally cruel but sinister kind of jihad which should not be overlooked.
Not in inflammatory words & tones as I do but very honestly citing facts (like HIV in Africa, erstwhile slavery etc).Because the jihadwatch controllers totally silence any anti evangelical or anti pope comments.Cleverly argue:
" let us stay focussed on Islamic jihad, no hijacking of the thread yadayada".
His comments were deleted and totally banned.With none objecting.
That was a shocking revelation for me as they talk big about freedom of speech & importance of facts , history and so on.
I would not be surprised if they have already " converted " many Iraqis.They are frenziedly converting many Chinese who come abroad for studies.Even Jews are being targetted!
Fortunately , all Americans & Europeans are not rabid "believers". As Swami Vivekananda was welcomed rapturously by Americans.
Hindus OUGHT to focus on cultivating cordial relations (not faked) with China also instead of living in 1962 timewarp.
Swami Vivekananda says:
" The voluble Jesus Christ or Buddha are strictly speaking not Gurus.
The One & Only ETERNAL GURU is our Aadi Shankara who as Sri.Dakshinamurthy conveys the Truth in Silence".
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