jan 25th, 2009
we have seen john "your honor, i was only getting spiritual nourishment from the sexy 25-year-old" thattunkal aka the vampire of cochin.
the judge's reaction: "bwahahahahaha". he rolls on the floor, laughing so much that tears come out of his eyes. when he recovers, he asks thattunkal to approach and asks him quietly: "this is such a great scam! how can i get a pneumatic 25-year-old? can i talk of 'legal nourishment'"? it is not recorded what the vampire said in response.
then of course there's the kottoor-puthrukkyail-seffi menage-a-trois.
the judge apparently wanted to know in which order kottoor and puthrukkayil were bonking seffi. who went first, etc. he was also curious as to why they felt the need to do it in the kitchen, and not in the privacy of the godmen's lavish chambers. seffi explained: "we were just looking to add some masala to our affair, your honor. and of course, where do you get the masala except in the kitchen?"
anyway, the whites have been thoroughly humiliated and laughed at by all concerned. and oh, the church finally relieved the murderer-fornicators of their duties (eg. as 'chancellor' -- whatever that means, etc.) these guys really have no shame, do they? talk of the epidermis of a rhinoceros!
and they had to go back to the pius xth convent, and while a jeering crowd waited outside, had to recreate the murder. it is not clear if they recreated the bonking as well. actually, it would have been just as well they didn't. none of the three murderers is exactly a spring chicken. who wants to see, as they say in malayalam, 'moori-srngaram', ie the amorousness of old cattle? or, to put in idiomatically in english, the amorousness of old goats.
and now, here comes news further news that pinarayi vijayan, the utterly insufferable (and very wealthy) communist supremo is being prosectued for corruption on a large scale in the lavalin palm-oil affair, which he okayed as electricity minister, apparently enriching himself and assorted hangers-on.
of course, the red brigade is crying, "poliitical vendetta", etc. to which, the response is the usual anodyne pseudo-secular response whenever a hindu is being unfairly brutalized: "let the law take its course". yeah, take that, bozos!
http://www.expressbuzz.com/edition/story.aspx?Title=Truths+out:+CBI+nails+Pinarayi+Vijayan&artid=A/vZlJk78Yc=&SectionID=1ZkF/jmWuSA=&MainSectionID=1ZkF/jmWuSA=&SEO=K+Mohanachandran,+CPM,+Pinarayi+Vijayan,+Ernakulam&SectionName=X7s7i|xOZ5Y=
http://www.newkerala.com/topstory-fullnews-80730.html
yes, even the chinese newspaper had to carry the story, must have broken n ram's heart, i suppose:
http://www.hindu.com/thehindu/holnus/002200901231605.htm
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