Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Our Kumbhakarna's Phantasmagoria: mani talks trash

aug 3rd, 2010

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From: Vijay Rajiva



'Our Kumbhakarna's Phantasmagoria'


Dr. Vijaya Rajiva
(Haindava Keralam,03/08/2010)


In a recent debate on NDTV(Left,Right and Centre) he came to life
with some fantastic carryovers from his soporific state. Mani Shankar
Aiyar said on national television that Pakistan is the country suffering
from terrorism. This is not a new line from Mani or his friends from
across the border. Indeed, one senior journalist from there even said
that 26/11 is wearing thin ! But ofcourse, Pakistan wants Bharat to
forget. And so, it would seem, does Mani Shankar Iyer.

He embellished what is obvious to anyone that the three Taliban
formations, one that is poised to attack India, the second that is
currently attacking Pakistan and the third attacking Afghanistan, have
coalesced into one. Indeed, a great discovery !

What seems to have escaped our Kumbhakarna's attention is that
it is the Pakistani elite who had nurtured this Frankenstein monster
to attack India. Now, this craven elite wants to find easy passage
to Western capitals and to Bharat.

The self same Pakistani elite whose wealth was obtained off the
backs of the rural poor in Pakistan. The self same Pakistani elite
of whom only 2% pay taxes.

Can Bharat whose own resources are stretched thin take in these
people ?

The answer must be a firm No !

The problem with Mani is twofold . . . . .

At the debate some panelists put forward sensible solutions. But our
Kumbhakarna snored on, droned on. There are elements, he says,
in the army, the government and the ISI who want a favourable dialogue
with Bharat.

What elements Mr.Aiyar ? Where have they been hiding these last 60
plus years ?

It is indeed a testimony to the robustness of the people of Bharat that
they do not buy into his phantasmagoria.

However, it must be said that Mani does not need elocution lessons, unlike
his sartorial friend Mohammed Qureshi from across the border. And he is
way above his Congress colleague who speaks loudly and in stentorian
tones. Perhaps Mani should also tell him that it is Hindu mythology, not
maithology! There is no diphthong in mythology.

There is yet hope for our Kumbhakarna, even though at this stage he is
still throwing around phrases like Nazi Germany (reference to Gujarat), in
some vain attempt to show the Congress Party that he is more Roman
than the Romans !

There are rumours that 10 Janpath may reward him for his loyalties. . . . .

http://haindavakeralam.com/HKPage.aspx?PageID=11779

VR



3 comments:

Pagan said...

Whoa! I thought their GDP is less than this

Bangladesh co to invest $15 bn in India

san said...

Money Shankar Aiyar seems to have upset his Kaangress party patrons by grumbling too loudly about the Commonwealth Games problems. With a mushrooming scandal threatening to spoil the ruling govt's moment of glory, many Kaangressmen will be getting out the knives for their colleague Money-Sucker-I-Are, because of his foot-in-mouth. Like Shashi Tharoor, he may end up a casualty of his own loose tongue.

Anonymous said...

The best treatment meted out to Funny Shankar Aiyar is boot he received in his backside from Amar Singh.