first a woman, and now a bear, killing the brave terrorists. jeez, what's the world coming to?
maybe chidambaram can hire a couple of bears to terrorize pakistanis in addition to saying he's going to hold his breath if pakistanis attack india again.
i anticipate a fatwa against bears and another against women.
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From: Girish
From: Girish
| The bear entered the hideout of the terrorists in Dand Nar forest area in Kulgam district today and killed two Hizbul Mujahideen terrorists identified as Saifullah and Qaiser. |
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There's been a fatwa issued today so you were spot on: but this one's against the singing of Vande Mataram. I guess bears' luck will run out in a day or two.
And Chiddu's decided to welcome that consideration by discussing the Sachar Committee report with his brethern. 1st page news today on TOI.
Chidambaram will not hire a couple of bears to terrorize pakis. He is too clever for that, knowing that one of the two bears would displace him as Minister; and the other bear would displace Man Mohan Singh.
At this very moment, Arundhati Roy and Teesta Setalvad are working furiously with Human Rights Watch to bring the bears to book and declaw and defang all bears for engaging in Bear Fundamentalist behaviours.
The bears simply dont leave Chidambaram alone. First when he was the Finance minister, bears mauled the stock market.
Not that he is the home minister, they maul terrorists.
Now a family of bears will be killed in retaliation by these nutcases.
An Un-bear-able news: Bears kill Hijbul Commanders
http://hindufocus.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/an-un-bear-able-news-bears-kill-hijbul-commanders/
This is un-bear-able news! Two members of the elite Indian commandos, “The Bear Security Force” have successfully eliminated two Hizbul Mujahideen commanders, Kaisar Ahmad and Saifullah, both residents of Kashmir, who were taking shelter in a cave in Shopian, Kashmir.
This has lead to widespread reaction and retaliation from various part of the country.
Former Booker Prize winning activist, Shoe-jana I-run-dharti Roy, claimed that the Hizbul Mujahideen commanders were homeless and living in a cave because of government oppression and the government had further violated their rights in sending the Bear Commandoes.
An unknown representative of the ‘Kashmir for Kashmiri only’ group, over the telephone called NDTV correspondent, Rajdeep Sara-desh-hai-hai, denouncing the incident, claiming that the bears were outsiders and had no right to occupy a cave in Kashmir.
Sources from the PMO reported that the Prime Minister was a little disturbed over the death of the Hizbul infiltrators, was seen popping sleeping pills to avoid spending sleepless nights, and was overheard muttering, “Being member of the minory community, they had the first right to all the caves of the country”
The Home Minister, PC, however, was seen smiling on national TV when he affirmed that this was the (bear) crushing response that he had in mind when he warned Pakistan for the last time on November 1st, 2009, but assured NDTV’s anchor, Hijab Dutt, that the country is safe since he has various other Animal Commando Teams, that can be used if Pakistan does not listen to his next last warning that he is going to give on December 7th, 2009.
Teesta Cold-bad of the The Bear Right Activists group has denounced the idea of using bears to be trained to kill militants, drawing attention to the resemblance of Lord Vishnu’s ”Baraha Avatar” and wanted the government to investigate whether they were trained by any Hindu organization, like the Bajrang Dal. She further said that the news group, Tehelka, has recently reported that the Gujarat Chief Minister was seen spending his New Year day with members of the BSF and thus he is most likely behind the idea of using bears for Muslim Genocide.
Meanwhile, Pakistan has accused to the UN that India is depleting the bear population in the region, and thus not only threatening the ecological balance that prevails in the Indo-Pak border area but also helping Talibans in settling in these previously bear infested areas.
Friends, this news item appears to be a hindutva. Bears are not native to the subcontinent according to my Monier-Williams Guide to Bear Habitat. It appears that these so-called militants were actually Aryans importing bears into the non-bear regions of so-called India. The bears, feeling homesick for their native Urinals, ahem Urals, turned upon their Aryan trainers in angst. The wily Indians have sought to defame the just name of these bears.
Indians and bears just do not go together; "bear" is clearly connected to "beer" which we all know comes from (my native) Germany. Additionally, the De Beers mining company, which has a database of all caves on this planet, was founded by my cousin Cecil Rhodes who never so much as blinked at India, though he was quite diligent in bringing the fruits of Enlightenment culture to the Africans. Therefore, I humbly request the editor to remove this suspicious news item from the site.
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