Thursday, April 23, 2009

RoL starts critiquing RoP's beliefs: expect some fireworks

apr 22nd, 2009
 
the unkindest cut is the 72 white raisins instead of 72 virgins. and how would you explain the 28 young boys? in any case, mohammed was a pretty clever guy, and would have realized that 72 white raisins would not be at all of interest to suicide-bombers and suchlike. i mean, what's the comparison between an eager virgin and a raisin?
 
 
so, notre dame university (which is owned and run by the vatican) can now expect some jihadis to attack them.
 
for some good critiques of the absurdities in the bible, see bart ehrmann's work. clearly it ain't the work of any god, unless he's a dumb little tribal GoF (god of fundamentalists).
 
similarly the annotated koran http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/Quran/index.htm gives you an idea about how likely the divine origin of the koran would be.
 
incidentally, the description of a houri (virgin) is exactly like that of one of those inflatable dolls available by mail order in a plain brown wrapper:
-- never complains, always ready and eager for sex
-- has big boobs
-- does not cry, sneeze, spit
-- does not urinate, defecate or menstruate
-- does not get pregnant
-- thinks the guy is the hottest lover around
 
no wonder mohammedan females are considered to be worth so little. how can they compete with an inflatable doll, err... houri?

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