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After the two great personalities… Rajnikanth and Alok Nath… Now its CM (Common Man) Arvind Kejriwal !
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1. Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him ” do I look fat”
2. Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm
3. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate
4. Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads
5. Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely
6. Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist
7. Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony!
8. Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks maggi only for 2 minutes
9. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL
10. Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it
11. Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Autowallas
12. Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn’t installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of “security”
13. Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement
14. Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with Mc’D burgers
15. Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts
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After the two great personalities… Rajnikanth and Alok Nath… Now its CM (Common Man) Arvind Kejriwal !
Enjoy these
1. Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him ” do I look fat”
2. Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm
3. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate
4. Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads
5. Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely
6. Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist
7. Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony!
8. Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks maggi only for 2 minutes
9. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL
10. Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it
11. Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Autowallas
12. Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn’t installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of “security”
13. Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement
14. Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with Mc’D burgers
15. Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts
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2 comments:
I've added a couple which AAPes have tried to get deleted wherever I post them.
#YoKejriwalSoHonest he needs Congress to move his lips every time he lies for them
#YoKejriwalSoHonest he even tweets about his bowel movements -- ewww!
Anyway, while our ebonics-challenged Indian hipsters try to haplessly imitate YoMomma jokes, they don't understand that the Yo in YoMomma stands for You, which makes no sense in the Kejriwal context. Silly AAPes can't even get their slang right.
Somnath Bharti is not only honest, but extremely vigilant. He points his finger at Kejriwal when the latter farts.
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