reasons 237, 238, and 239 for why christism is a dumb cult

dec 25, 2006

in the spirit of christmas (natch!) here is why christism is a dumb semitic cult for the terminally clueless.

if you are a believer in this stuff, here's something for you: your god -- ye olde yhwh himself -- called me the other day and said, 'rajeev, go out there and raise $10 million. or else i'll call oral roberts "home".' so in case you don't want oral roberts to go "home", please send  money. amazingly, this stuff works -- idiot rednecks in the (american) south did send $10 million to old oral when he made a similar plea a few years ago. as p t barnum said, there's a sucker born every minute.

so, now to those reasons:

237. they put up all these lights (and stars in india), totally light up the place and waste enormous amounts of electricity -- think serious global warming -- to celebrate the mythical birth of their hoax 'founder'. christmas, in case you just tuned in, is the stolen druidic celebration of the winter solstice. there is no evidence that jesus was born on dec 25th, and in fact, there is no evidence that he was born at all. he is a hoax.

so we should start campaigns to outlaw christmas lighting. it adds the equivalent of 100,000 cars belching CO2 into the atmosphere. this is serious environmental degradation.

238. to add to the environmental damage, they cut down millions of trees, bring them into their homes, and then toss them in the garbage, adding to landfill problems. this is the equivalent of another 100,000 cars worth of C02 not being recycled because the trees were cut down. and this also means more good land being taken up for trash. in case the trees are plastic, that stuff will not degrade for 10,000 years.

so this entire tree business needs to be outlawed as a major waste. where are you, ye NGOs of india, who are so concerned about pollution and the environment?

239. they are taking up increasing amounts of land to preserve the moldy bones of their dead people. the idiotic idea behind this is that they will eventually all rise to heaven (ha, ha! reminds me of the 72 white raisins story!) *in* these moldy bones. yeah right -- you really think you want to walk around in heaven in the remnants of your bones? if not, why do you care if your bones are recycled into the earth?

so this cemetery business is total bullshits. at the rate these christists are multiplying, eventually, *all* the productive farmland in their part of the world will become cemeteries. there should be a campaign to bury these blighters *vertically* so that they take up only a 2 ft*2 ft space, rather than a 6ft * 3 ft space. campaign, anyone? so much more sensible to cremate dead people.

you know about colma, california, right? it's a town near san francisco, which basically is a bunch of cemeteries connected by roads. behold the future of christist cities: they will all become like colma. lots of sick jokes about the 'dead center of town'.