Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The Chindu's terror explanation algorithm

on deeper reflection of the sickularists pavlovian reflex of blaming the hindus (especially gujarati ones) for all terror incidents - I came up with a simple algorithm used by the (mythic?) Chindu 'newspaper' to explain terrorism

chindu correspondents do not apply their brain when there is a terror stike. they simply go to a secret chamber in the editor's office and press a red button - and voila - out comes a fully prepared 'news' item

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# This is the core logic of The Chindu’s proprietary “Terror-planator” or terror incident explanation program.#

# All rights are reserved, though the output can be re-used by Nehru Dynasty Television and Christist Broadcasting Network; provided the news anchor is female, wearing flaming pink underwear and shrieking at suitably high pitch#

IF

Incident_date < 6 Dec 1992
ECHO “Hindu evils include an oppressive caste system and Suttee

ELSEIF
6 Dec 1992 =< Incident_date < 28 Feb 2002
ECHO “He vowed revenge for anti-Muslim violence following demolition of the Babri Masjid”


ELSE
ECHO “In the wake of anti-Muslim 2002 Gujarat pogrom, he vowed revenge”


END

# P.S: Note to all vile “Hindutva and truly secular” people. This program is protected by copyleft.(the only left worth having). Please correct any wrong’s and redistribute modified versions freely#




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1 comment:

Oldtimer said...

This is no laughing matter. The secularists' unrelenting pinning of blame for all Muslim-staged killings on Gujarat has become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Before Kasab's comrades pumped bullets into people they lined up at the Oberoi and Taj for slaughter, they told them that they were taking "revenge" for Gujarat. Obviously, they were trained by their handlers to say so.

In other words, terrorists not only appreciate but also have made it their own the secularist rationalization of the killings perpetrated by them.

I seriously believe that commies need to be tried in courts of law for aiding and abetting mass murder.